Paff Daddy’s Wacky Week 2 Recap!

Ahhh Week 2! It has come and gone fellas! Which leads me to this weeks Wacky Week Recap!

My how the tables have turned! The top 3 from last week are in neither position this week!

Here we gooooo…

Top Dog goes to:

Drum roll please….

BABY DON! Connor who squeezed it out by 3 points, taking it from Sam!!

Now for the matchups!…

Kyle vs Steve:

Let’s start with our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ! Whooo, I predicted would rise from the dead after getting crucified by Drew last week! What I didn’t predict, was that he was going to rise from the dead 7 days later against me! I asked Him, “Jesus, what did I do to deserve this punishment from you?!” He replied, “Depart from me, I never knew you. “ Matthew 7:23. Lol. Annnd just like that, Jesus won victoriously with a 160.18 to 110.50(which I might add, was the worst score out of everyone) Thanks again Jesus! Love you!

Kyle’s highest and lowest scoring starter – Josh Allen – 37.68

Younghoe Koo – 4

Steves highest and lowest scoring starter – Aaron Jones – 34

Darnell Mooney – 0.06

Connor vs Brad:

Connor, aka, Baby Don, came in with a vengeance this week against Brad! With Connor coming in and giving Brad a weed whacking job to the tune of 179.06 to 124.66! This is Baby Don’s second campaign, and well, he likes to win! With that being said, Connor is only 1 of 2, that still stand undefeated! And again he yells out…”You voted me to come in last?!?! What’s wrong with you fools?!”

Connors  highest and lowest scoring starter:

Jaylen Waddle – 42.10

Juju Smith-Schuster – 4

Brads highest and lowest scoring starter – Nick Chubb – 32.30

Devin Singletary – 4.10

Sam vs Gregg (he loves when we add that 3rd G):

Sam, the second team to only be 2-0, shut down Greg’s team, now at 0-2!! Though Greg put up some good numbers, it just wasn’t enough to go up against the almighty Cheating brother #2!! Speaking of cheating brothers, how exactly does it work when you have 2 of them going against each other? It’s easy really…it just comes down to who cheats the most and who can get their teams to cheat the hardest…in this case, Sam used his magic cheating wand and turned Lamar, Kupp and St. Brown into a fantasy nightmare that put cheating brother #3 to shame! With that being said, Sam said it best…”There’s a reason I’m the number 2 and not the number 3 cheating brother, so take your two “G’s” and go shove it up your cheating ass!” Wow! Such harsh words there man! Lol

Sams  highest and lowest scoring starter – Lamar Jackson – 50.62

Cole Kmet – 0

Greg’s highest and lowest scoring starter – Tyreek Hill – 44

Bengals Defense- 5

Robert vs Jake:

This next matchup was very similar to the last one, where Jake put up a good amount of points, but just wasn’t any match for the Cheating Brother 1!! Robert, the Bobster, took matters into his own hands this week and made Jake go 0-2. To be fair, Jake did lose his one and only QB, Trey Lance, to a season ending injury, but we all know the story behind this one….it was rigged! Robert didn’t like losing last week, so he had to come in with one of the slimmest cheat moves we’ve seen him do in a long time! How you go and hurt a man’s QB like that? It’s just wrong, man! I honestly think you should go and see Jesus about this one and repent of your sins! And you call yourself a Christian Kirk? 166.58 to 146.80 was the final on this one. Chin up Jake, you got the next one (fingers crossed).

Roberts  highest and lowest scoring starter – Christian Kirk – 25.80

Patriots Defense – 9

Jakes highest and lowest scoring starter – Stefon Diggs – 46.80

Browns Defense – 2

Josh vs Drew:

Look! Look! Up in the sky! Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No! It’s an Eagle!!! Fly Eagle Fly! That’s right, Josh came in like a mad man from last week, and just snatched a victory away from Drew! Though Drew had the lead going into Monday night, Josh and his Eagles came in and beat him like a drumstick, just like the Eagles did the Vikings! All that studying at the draft (seriously, while the rest of us were focused on Top Golf, Josh was grinding out the final details of his draft strategy. He told us “I will not lose every game again this year” and he meant it), while wearing a beautiful sash, may very well, be starting to pay off for Josh! Don’t look in your rear view mirror, the Eagle loving man, is coming for ya!

Joshs  highest and lowest scoring starter – Jalen Hurts  – 35.02

Greg Joseph – 4

Drews highest and lowest scoring starter – Kyle Murray – 27.88

Elijah Moore – 6.50

That’s it for me this week fellas! Join us next week for another exciting week of Steve’s Wacky Week Recap!

Next weeks matchups!!!…

Paff Daddy vs The BBQ Whiffer

Baby Don vs Cheating Brother 1

Putt Putt Man vs Cheating Brother 2

The Double “G” Man vs Inspector Earl

The Big Eagle vs Jesus